October  20 69422 ♡ Via ©

causally:

YOU WANNA GO *gives you flowers* ON A DATE

October  19 274936 ♡ Via ©
October  19 240212 ♡ Via ©
Anonymous whispered: *touches the butt*

*allows for one free butt touch* ;D

October  19 390938 ♡ Via ©

so i was on omegle

cookienun:

wizlaqueefuh:

and i stumbled among these nice whyt gurls

image

then i saw them again 

image

This is it
This my favourite post

October  19 309813 ♡ Via ©
October  19 62326 ♡ Via ©
bureaubaggins:

dignified-and-old:

baruchobramowitz:

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs
"Can you pass the salad, Mom?" he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad
She never passes the salad

"Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?"




"You always do this to me, Mom."
October  19 80831 ♡ Via ©
I am so sleepy send help and cuddles ;;

officialfrenchtoast:

having a crush on someone you dont have a chance with

image

October  19 111282 ♡ Via ©
October  19 97471 ♡ Via ©
Tagged: #BOOM
October  19 74335 ♡ Via ©
October  19 656748 ♡ Via ©

Having a zit on the skin between your nose and mouth, and then popping it, is like on a pain scale of one to ten it is satan’s butthole. worst pain